- The Time Traveling Salesman
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- 1/4 A time traveler needs your help
Good Day Friend!
I’m currently sitting on a rundown Space Yacht headed to Mars for an AI Sales Convention in 2282. Hopefully, I don’t freeze/suffocate to death or get blown up… It only takes one piece of rouge space junk, and we’re all done for.
Anyhow, I’m reaching out today because I’m looking to build my book of business in the year 2025.
A bit about me
My name is Jon Constant, and I work for The Source Industries in the year 3025. We help people throughout history come up with community, world, and galaxy-changing ideas that shape the future of mankind.
I sell, and then implant these ideas into the minds of those who purchase an idea. Once purchased and the contract is signed, I travel to the time period and city the ideator lives in, where I carry out the implant and collect the recording.
Once the recording has been collected and edited I deliver it to The Source, who then mass-produces and sells the recordings as MERs, Memory Experienced Recordings.
Why I’m reaching out
Since we need to get a clean recording of the idea, I don’t sell directly to the ideator. I usually sell to a good friend or relative who agrees on their behalf.
For instance, when I helped Alexander Graham Bell develop the idea for the telephone, I sold the idea to his father, Melville, when Alec was 13. Alec Didn’t even know we helped him come up with the idea. This is how The Source preserves the authenticity of the recording for optimal immersion for the end user.
I’m hoping you might be one of the key people who helps someone they love out, or a consolation prize would be if you know someone who knows someone…
The ask
I’d love to connect if you know anyone with serious potential for pulling off a big idea.
The best part…
You don’t have to cough up any currency; all it takes is a biometric signature on a few forms.
And bam!
You could help make history.
