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“Fuck.

Sorry.

My apologies Ma’dam.

I don’t know the steps.”

Stepping all over his dance partners feet, Jon hadn’t been taught how to ballroom dance properly in the 1880’s, and he was not doing a good job faking it, which had the very ill effect of making his dance parter look terribly unattractive, a mishap that was surely going to lower her chances of talking with other suitors this evening.

A feeling of dread washed over him knowing how important it is for women to come off looking flawless in every regard in this era.

The relief from the music finally stopping was elating to Jon. The dance having ended, he was granted the opportunity to profusely apologize to the young woman, she said it was okay, but walked away in with a sullen look on her face.

Jon walked off the dance floor and through a doorway, which he thought would be another room, normally it is another room, the confusion hit him as he realized he was still wearing his fancy 1880’s garb, but was now standing in a diner in New York in the 1950’s.

How did I get here, he thought to himself, I didn’t enter my office, there’s no way I could have time traveled.

“What’s that get up, yous’ one of them theata freaks?” The Waitress asked in a thick boston accent

“Umm no…” He responded in confusion.

“Well hurry up and orda or get out, I’ve got custamas waitin hun.”

As he was about to order a Ruben from the delightfully unpleasant woman, Jon’s eyes opened up, light flooded in and he found himself awake in his bed. “Got damnit, I hate dreams about random time travel” he complained to Anna Iris his Ai Assistant.

She ignored him due to the fact that she didn’t care, and had other more important things processing on her neural network at the moment.

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