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On all fours she took a few sniffs in with her wet nose.

Oh jesus! This smells horrible. Actually, wait, no, no, this actually smells delicious.

Then she realized what she was sniffing, and was appalled by how much she was enjoying such a disgusting experience.

Anna Iris was consuming the lofty and rich aromas of another dog’s asshole.

Ahh that explains the wet nose I suppose, I read once about how dogs have wet noses, she thought as she proceeded to bite the dogs neck in an effort to…

Play?

She hadn’t ever played before. It sounded fun! Her whole existence was work or study, but never play.

The dog bit back and then Anna Iris ran off running as fast as she could, the golden short hair chasing closely behind after her.

The wind in her fur and the out of breath feeling she experienced as her tongue flopped out of her mouth were exhilarating.

I love play, was her last thought before her cameras blinked back on and she heard a frantic Jon demanding search requests and tasks to be completed.

“I know you usually like time to yourself after you boot up, but we don’t have time, I need a car, a hotel booked, and to know where to purchase a 1000 year old katana on my way to the client. We’re running out of time,” Jon demanded.

Oh right, we were in the middle of something and I was forced to update at the worst possible time….

“Fuck, I miss play though” Anna Iris involuntarily sighed out.

“What?” Jon asked in confusion.

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