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For a limited time only, Aug 13, 2024 to August 19, 2074 we are offering a 100% discount on our Time Traveling Salesman Memory Experience Recordings or MER’s.

Experience how some of the greatest people in earths history got just ‘The Spark’ they needed for their first or next, brilliant, world changing idea, sold to them by one of our top sales agents.

Get weekly emails about how Jon Constant, The Time Traveling Salesman, helped people like Charles Darwin come up with one of his ‘S-Class,’ solar systems changing ideas, like the theory of evolution.

What do you have to do to get these fun emails?

Absolutely nothing!

All you have to do is NOT click the unsubscribe button.

We know this time travel stuff can induce headaches, so here’s some clarifications.

What are these MER’s?

MER’s are the recorded experiences of some of the most infamous people throughout history. All their thoughts, feelings, and sensations recorded for you to enjoy and experience for yourself. We call this a ‘Re-Lived Experience.’

These Re-lived Experiences are ‘The Greats’ coming up with ideas that impacted history in oneway or another. Our customers love to experience moments like what it was like for Einstein to come up with the Theory of Relativity while riding his bike, and what it was like for him to work on the idea in the following days, and how he felt when being awarded the The Nobel Prize.

People mainly buy our MER’s to give as gifts for birthdays, thanks you’s, Work Promotions, and stocking stuffers. We also run limited edition MER’s. Those often become collectables! So tell your great, great, great, great, ancestors to keep a lookout for those in their time period when our company exists.

Why follow Jon?

Jon Constant is one of our top salesman here at The Source Inc. But, Jon does somethings that we knowingly don’t look into, however, because the “problematic associate,” is so good, and generates so much revenue for us, that we can’t fire him, but also can’t let his antics slide.

So, he’s less than politely agreed to let us sell his MER’s to you.

Jons role as sales agent is to secure the core product for us, the experience contained in the MER’s.

How does he get the experiences?

Jon sells ideas and beliefs to the infamous people in history we just told you about. These deals are usually done with friends or family looking to help these infamous people fulfill their potential.

In exchange for helping implant the idea or belief into the infamous persons head we get to record their experience when coming up with, and working on the idea or endeavor. We prefer not to work directly with the ideator because we have found our customers don’t enjoy the MER experience as much when the ideator knew they were being recorded.

In an effort to expand our market and do some subliminal generational advertising, we’ve decided to offer to send a rudimentary version of these recordings to the 21st century using email since your time doesn’t yet support even a fraction of the technological resources needed to produce the experience device.

AND,

Emailing is still a primary tool in business this far in the future, we primarily use it to communicate with our Sales Agents in the field, spread out through time. Time E-mails (TE’s) are extremely cost effective.

The reason we can send you Jon’s MER’s is because we had one of our General Ai’s translate Jon’s MER’s into text. We feel they do quite a great job of getting text based stories as close to life-like as possible.

Who are we?

A friendly ragtag multi-trillion Doge(dollar in your time) conglomerate that spans all of space-time sharing our MERs and the greatest of human experiences with the world.

Our Company is called The Source Inc.

Thank you for subscribing to this MER, we look forward to connecting with you in your future.

On a more serious note

Hello! What a pleasure it is to get to be cozied up here in your inbox.

I’m JP Taxman, the writer of these storyletters! I genuinely do appreciate your interest in these emails I send out weekly.

To clarify, the previous section was written as if sent from the company in the stories you’re about to receive from me, The Source Inc.

My goal with this newsletter is to try to immerse you in them as much as possible, hopefully you’ll even add to them yourself some day!

My Goals

I desire to entertain you, and, maybe make you think a bit…

Beast case scenario, I make you laugh so hard that side part of your tummy starts to hurt.

Some messy stuff

I plan to place ads from time to time as well as create partnered posts with brands (these will be pretty fun when I do them, I plan to blend them in with the story). I’ll always do my best to pick trusted brands and products I think you’ll actually want, enjoy, and use.

Last things last

If you happen to stick around, simply shooting me an email saying hello would be a tremendous help! I want to make sure these emails get to you, and other readers, and if people respond to them, gmail and other services like me more and don’t put me in the wrong inbox.

Also, at any point throughout reading if something connects with you, I’d LOVE to hear about it. Along with that, if you find glitches in the MER, It would be very helpful for me to hear about those so I can correct them.

I also love to collaborate with readers. I have a membership site you can join with a bunch of extra fun perks. There, I have rewards like getting to create characters in the story, or if you have a business, I can write in your brand or product as a part of the lore in the world.

I know it’s a bit early to ask you to join before you’ve read a story yet, but, you can check it out by clicking the button below.

If you ever feel a desire to collaborate with me in the future:

For those Interested in sponsoring

If you’re a brand, and have interest in sponsoring/marketing, you can just fill out a form here and I can reach out to you personally:

Imagine this is a hug

From the bottom, and top, and middle of my heart. Shit, as a matter of fact, you can have the whole damn thing….

Thanks again for your interest, I can’t wait to share these stories with you.

And I’m very serious, always feel free to reach out to me with questions, or if you find any small glitches that happen in the MER’s, or if you just find something you connect with!

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